NICE JEWISH DR. PHIL
Dr. Phil helps Esther apply to be Queen
by first "turning down the Jewish."
ESTHER WALKS ON TO THE STAGE. SHE TAKES
A SEAT ACROSS FROM DR. PHIL.
DR. PHIL
Tell us why you’re here, Esther.
ESTHER
(thick Long Island accent)
Well you see, Nice Jewish Dr. Phil, I’m supposed to meet
King Achashverosh...
DR. PHIL
Whoa that's a mouthful. My momma always
said, “If a name is that long, don’t stand in the
kitchen!”
DR. PHIL LAUGHS LOUDLY TO HIMSELF.
ESTHER STARES, PUZZLED.
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