NICE JEWISH DR. PHIL
Dr. Phil helps Esther apply to be Queen
by first "turning down the Jewish."
ESTHER WALKS ON TO THE STAGE. SHE TAKES
A SEAT ACROSS FROM DR. PHIL.
Tell us why you’re here, Esther.
(thick Long Island accent)
Well you see, Nice Jewish Dr. Phil, I’m supposed to meet
Whoa that's a mouthful. My momma always
said, “If a name is that long, don’t stand in the
DR. PHIL LAUGHS LOUDLY TO HIMSELF.
ESTHER STARES, PUZZLED.